- I still don't know which malicious no-life looser invented the addictive Blackberry, but if I ever catch him, the pasting he's going to recieve will make him think that a brain tumour was a birthday present. Granted, nuclear weapons, the Uzi 9mm machinegun and mustard gas are so unpleasant innovations, but I think more damage will be done to society from this seemingly innocuous device than all those put together. Well perhaps that's a slight exaggeration.
- The question was: what drove him and others like him to spend every fucking walking hour undertaking some pointless work bullshit when life is short, it's not a dress rehersal and, most crucially, you could get run over by a bus tomorrw? As far as I was aware, no one on their deathbed ever said that they wished they'd worked harder. In fact, they generally said they wished they'd made love to more women or something equally life affirming.
- To be continued...
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